Just given a pep talk to the frozen madras that’s…

Just given a pep talk to the frozen madras that’s taking ages to thaw in the microwave “Really, you need to try harder” #motivation

Played a game of @gameofkittens as Tesla this morn…

Played a game of @gameofkittens as Tesla this morning. Now I’ve got that earworm. Thanks @Oatmeal #babyDontHertzMe

See @startpointsk6 – the cake got the Phil Seal of…

See @startpointsk6 – the cake got the Phil Seal of Approval™. Thanks so much for hosting @CodeUpUK #Stockport today twitter.com/frontendphil/s…

Whoop! On the way to the first @CodeUpUK #Stockpor…

Whoop! On the way to the first @CodeUpUK #Stockport meetup

Every time I have to release code on one of our le…

Every time I have to release code on one of our legacy SVN managed systems, I want some anti-subversion code too, @AgentsofSHIELD

I just used the phrase “bestow the lanyard of powe…

I just used the phrase “bestow the lanyard of power”. Now I need to find suitable music for the ceremony. The Wookie doesn’t get one though