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I bet it says:

1. Get a blog
2. Get some food
3. ???
4. Profit https://t.co/mSolNA9JMM

You know that thing when you’re doing a quick 5 minute job but accidentally start a process that hangs your laptop for an hour? That.

Just had a very nice Jehovah’s Witness at the door.

JW: “What do you think happens to people after they die?”

Me: “Decomposition”

3 landings at sea in a row for @SpaceX – reusable rockets landing on droneships at sea. Starting to get boring now. How cool is that?

I find that asking non-profit organisations to sponsor commercial enterprises via Twitter is always worthwhile.

Oh no, wait, it’s not

Everyone thinks madras is tough because it’s spicy. Mine isn’t. It just exploded in the microwave over a little constructive criticism