Anyone guess why I get a blank page when i log in…

Anyone guess why I get a blank page when i log in to @twitter ? Is it down?

The end times are upon us. Proof? Fabricland http…

The end times are upon us. Proof?

Fabricland bit.ly/1ZYX580 has been rebuilt and almost doesn’t suck

fabricland.co.uk

Just been to @CockaDoodleMooo with my lovely daugh…

Just been to @CockaDoodleMooo with my lovely daughter @kerri_lu for Dad’s day. Felt very British having to cut my burger to eat it #dirtyboy

Alternatively, try “I have to leave now, he’s prob…

Alternatively, try “I have to leave now, he’s probably out of air”. twitter.com/SoVeryBritish/…

Am I the only person in the English speaking world…

Am I the only person in the English speaking world who thinks the word “fantastic” should not apply to pastries?

Releasing a “quick fix” on Friday afternoon is leg…

Releasing a “quick fix” on Friday afternoon is legit, right? That’s what Fridays are for, aren’t they?