I removed @kaspersky as it made my system unusable…

I removed @kaspersky as it made my system unusable. Now some hidden app keeps threatening me to renew. #ransomware right? Illegal?

Got excited that #FixtureReleaseDay was trending b…

Got excited that #FixtureReleaseDay was trending because I thought it meant unit testing was popular. Turns out it’s about a sport

Making up for missing out on @davegorman tickets b…

Making up for missing out on @DaveGorman tickets by reading Grammarist comment sections

Forced to use iTunes (because it wiped my iPod whi…

Forced to use iTunes (because it wiped my iPod while I was charging it on another PC). Can’t believe how software this unusable is so big

I swear 3 times as much when using Windows than an…

I swear 3 times as much when using Windows than any other operating system #statistics

Awesome. I report a blank page on @twitter website…

Awesome. I report a blank page on @twitter website and they send me a password reset link #pointless