Committing commented out code is how Skynet starte…
Committing commented out code is how Skynet started
Seeing people wondering why all freshly unboxed #A…
Seeing people wondering why all freshly unboxed #Apple products smell the same. Simple – it’s called “brimstone”
Look in the dictionary under “mystery meat” and yo…
Look in the dictionary under “mystery meat” and you see a photo of my dinner. No clue what this was https://t.co/wPHfKsIwip
I think I’ve found scientific proof that progress…
I think I’ve found scientific proof that progress bars alter spacetime. Sitting watching a progress bar turns minutes into hours.
I’m growing as a person. I just deleted before twe…
I’m growing as a person. I just deleted before tweeting a sarcastic “you got their name wrong” tweet.
Subtweeting is better, right?
“I swear down” – why does the direction of swearin…
“I swear down” – why does the direction of swearing matter?
