<makes joke reply to stranger on Twitter> &l…

<makes joke reply to stranger on Twitter>
<realises she’s about a decade too young to get it> https://t.co/txOTbqMpWF

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Looks like #brexit has been good for carpet cleane…

Looks like #brexit has been good for carpet cleaners

Whoever came up with the “new and improved” Twitte…

Whoever came up with the “new and improved” Twitter typeahead widget should spend a week working with it as their punishment

The problem with relying on @google #chrome to rem…

The problem with relying on @google #chrome to remember your passwords, is that it always forgets them when you’re in a hurry

Fuuuuu… I just looked at Farcebook. It’s like th…

Fuuuuu… I just looked at Farcebook. It’s like this other world. Full of bad spelling and morons

“What first, Debbie, attracted you to the milliona…

“What first, Debbie, attracted you to the millionaire Paul Daniels?” RIP Caroline