Spam from @TheCooperative saying my car insurance…

Spam from @TheCooperative saying my car insurance is due for renewal, and I should use them. I don’t own a car but am male #assumptions

Teaching the youngest the rules of crisp butties #…

Teaching the youngest the rules of crisp butties #parenting #alwaysTwoHands

Wonder if advertisers know @Film4 pad viewing figu…

Wonder if advertisers know @Film4 pad viewing figures by claiming movies have subtitles that don’t – so people quit unable to watch

Was just checking my Broadband status, then realis…

Was just checking my Broadband status, then realised Googling “Virgin status” may not be the wisest thing to do in the office

Reminded once again, that me-from-6-months-ago was…

Reminded once again, that me-from-6-months-ago was an idiot. Hate supporting that guy’s code.

Verifying myself: I am hippyjim on Keybase.io. uu8…

Verifying myself: I am hippyjim on Keybase.io. uu8IU0EfahYiI6FtNQArV8LJy2q605iEbp1j / keybase.io/hippyjim/sigs/…