Viewing the web with a slow net connection when fu…

Viewing the web with a slow net connection when full page video ads load suddenly mid page scroll, must be like that being on LSD is like

#IveLearnedToAccept that you can’t use apostrophes…

#IveLearnedToAccept that you can’t use apostrophes in hashtags </lie mode>

Justifying not washing the grill pan after breakfa…

Justifying not washing the grill pan after breakfast this morning by basting my roasties in bacon fat #carnivoreExcuses

Reported the problem with console debug info showi…

Reported the problem with console debug info showing on @bankwithsmile webapp – their reply was https://t.co/KOHTTC51LU

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Would you trust a bank webapp that dumps debug inf…

Would you trust a bank webapp that dumps debug info into the browser console? What the hell happened to @bankwithsmile recently?

You know you’re middle aged when planning a journe…

You know you’re middle aged when planning a journey by public transport is more about locations of toilets than bus stops