Ok, so I just waded home through water higher than…

Ok, so I just waded home through water higher than my bike wheel, and some folk are whining about not being able to see people kick a ball?

No, no it’s fine. All my favourite emails start wi…

No, no it’s fine. All my favourite emails start with “I know you’ve already got such a lot on, but…”

Magpies: one for sorrow, two for joy. three for a…

Magpies: one for sorrow, two for joy. three for a girl, four pecking at a dead rat #realism

Mashphobia: that feeling when you’re topping your…

Mashphobia: that feeling when you’re topping your cottage pie and the 3 billion spuds you peeled still don’t look like enough

Felt highly motivated today for some reason* – had…

Felt highly motivated today for some reason* – had a massive reorganise and now the flat feels twice as big.

*☕☕☕

Is it just me who sees this and thinks “Heeere’s J…

Is it just me who sees this and thinks “Heeere’s José” ? twitter.com/City_Watch/sta…